help end adam's sofa disorder
adam's 15 year old sofa has gone to the dogs.
"Long ago, in 1992, I went to Ikea and saw the black leather sofa of my dream. It was the perfect size, color and style for my new condo. The sofa remained in excellent condition, even after 5 moves (4 were cross-country) and my napping on it for 15 years. However, the love of my life entered into my household: a lovable, black Labrador puppy. I thought my new dog and my sofa were a perfect match. His shedding won't show due to their being the same color. He started napping on it. Then he started scratching it. As he grew larger (now 65 pounds), the less room I had on my favorite sofa. I was forced to sit in my old rocking chair. Let's just say that Zach, my doggie, didn't take as good care of the sofa as I had.As you can see in the attached photos, he really made the sofa his own. It's all scratched and ripped. It's not presentable any longer. I'm ashamed to have people come to my apartment. It's giving me a complex. I now have to see my psychiatrist once a week due to my PTSD (Post Traumatic Sofa Disorder).
For months, I've been looking for the perfect cover for it but to no avail. Nothing I saw was good enough for my faithful friend of 15 years, my sofa. That is, until I found Stockholm, Older Model on bemz.com. I need this slipcover. My psychiatrist said that if I receive this slipcover, I can stop taking the Prozac. That would be a dream. I'd be able to keep this sofa for another 15 years.
So, please, please, award me this slipcover." - Adam
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